Such a lot to do! And it's 2.30 a.m., so time to make a start.
Right then. Quick thrash about, then a bit of a sing. Pull myself up with the headboard and bounce. Find curtain and wave it vigorously.
A few press-ups on Mummy's face. Ah, she's definitely awake now. She's lying me down.
Squiggle. Wriggle. End up with my head by Mummy's stomach and feet by Daddy's face.
A few brisk kicks.
Whoops, being put back down again. Oh, Mummy's turned over. Oooo, a handful of hair! And when I pull it, Mummy makes these funny noises! What fun!
Let me just take a moment while I suck on my hands. Wow, look, they are all wet now! A few face slaps for Mummy while they feel so interesting.
Lying down again. Hmmm. Boring! No good, time to make a break for it. Let's just crawl off the bed onto the.....foiled again!
Oh well, I guess I might go back to sleep. After all I can just wake up again at 3.30. And 5.15. And 6.00!